From d757278a9f78ee7887394bad27196ce1fb621807 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: koocooplatter Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:05:20 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 1/5] Revert "updated dependencies" This reverts commit 5ff56bdf07812e42486282fd4ebab37ac86b3951. --- package.json | 4 ++-- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/package.json b/package.json index 4e81baa7a..0c7452c8e 100644 --- a/package.json +++ b/package.json @@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ "cookie-parser": "^1.3.3", "csso": "^1.3.11", "errorhandler": "^1.2.0", - "express": "^4.9.7", + "express": "^4.9.5", "express-flash": "^0.0.2", "express-session": "^1.8.2", "express-validator": "^2.6.0", @@ -60,7 +60,7 @@ "devDependencies": { "blessed": "^0.0.37", "chai": "^1.9.1", - "mocha": "^1.21.5", + "mocha": "^1.21.4", "multiline": "^0.3.4", "supertest": "^0.13.0" } From 0994feb3a8bd92338df12004b11fba87cd72fdb7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: koocooplatter Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:05:28 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 2/5] Revert "Revert "updated dependencies"" This reverts commit d757278a9f78ee7887394bad27196ce1fb621807. --- package.json | 4 ++-- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/package.json b/package.json index 0c7452c8e..4e81baa7a 100644 --- a/package.json +++ b/package.json @@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ "cookie-parser": "^1.3.3", "csso": "^1.3.11", "errorhandler": "^1.2.0", - "express": "^4.9.5", + "express": "^4.9.7", "express-flash": "^0.0.2", "express-session": "^1.8.2", "express-validator": "^2.6.0", @@ -60,7 +60,7 @@ "devDependencies": { "blessed": "^0.0.37", "chai": "^1.9.1", - "mocha": "^1.21.4", + "mocha": "^1.21.5", "multiline": "^0.3.4", "supertest": "^0.13.0" } From ace60c34e380e415aea372cebe75e0c933ff45aa Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: helloimowen Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:32:04 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 3/5] Please read this. MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit "I’ll feed you like the tiniest baby bird in the world. My body will guard yours from the waves of molten grease." --- READ_THIS_STORY.md | 9 +++++++++ 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+) create mode 100644 READ_THIS_STORY.md diff --git a/READ_THIS_STORY.md b/READ_THIS_STORY.md new file mode 100644 index 000000000..8c55407f2 --- /dev/null +++ b/READ_THIS_STORY.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Forget about boxers or briefs. I’m talking about boxes of pork. I’ve got a freezer full of them and I’m not wearing a thing. Twenty-eight cardboard boxes filled with the lowest quality pork allowed by law sit and wait in the frosty darkness. I visit them every morning and pick my box. “You are the lucky prince today,” I whisper as I tenderly remove the gift from its icy tomb. + +I am starving and extremely nude. I haven’t eaten in almost fifteen hours. I have to let the pork thaw. I tear off handfuls of dense, grey meat and press it firmly into the pan. The heat is extraordinary. Hot grease pops and splatters my naked body. I am covered in tiny scars - a horrendous Jackson Pollock painting. They are badges of honor. + +The ground pork becomes greyer and greyer as the flames lick the bottom of the dented pan. I’ve had this iron behemoth for years. It was my father’s and it was his father’s before that. We have all cooked our porks in it. I love it as I would a son. I would die for it. + +This is my life. You are welcome to join if you dare. I eat this ground pork every day. I add no extra flavors or colors. It is just me, the heat, the pork, and my scalded body. Take my hand and follow me down the winding path toward heaven. I’ll feed you like the tiniest baby bird in the world. My body will guard yours from the waves of molten grease. + +My universe is full of untold treasures and delights. You are lucky enough to be the one I have chosen to share them with. Disrobe. Come with me. Eat the pork. Experience life for the first time. Every breath will be fresher than the one before. Your eyes will see things that you never thought possible. Your reflexes will quicken. Your hearing will become superhuman. Your mouth will be full of pork. Your body will be devoid of cloth. \ No newline at end of file From d0ea4f6f09c34070a244ab73afcf0a0b25df42d4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: helloimowen Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:34:15 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 4/5] Wrong story, I have corrected it. This one is about beefs --- READ_THIS_STORY.md | 10 +++++----- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) diff --git a/READ_THIS_STORY.md b/READ_THIS_STORY.md index 8c55407f2..5018c46e0 100644 --- a/READ_THIS_STORY.md +++ b/READ_THIS_STORY.md @@ -1,9 +1,9 @@ -Forget about boxers or briefs. I’m talking about boxes of pork. I’ve got a freezer full of them and I’m not wearing a thing. Twenty-eight cardboard boxes filled with the lowest quality pork allowed by law sit and wait in the frosty darkness. I visit them every morning and pick my box. “You are the lucky prince today,” I whisper as I tenderly remove the gift from its icy tomb. +Forget about boxers or briefs. I’m talking about boxes of beef. I’ve got a freezer full of them and I’m not wearing a thing. Twenty-eight cardboard boxes filled with the lowest quality beef allowed by law sit and wait in the frosty darkness. I visit them every morning and pick my box. “You are the lucky prince today,” I whisper as I tenderly remove the gift from its icy tomb. -I am starving and extremely nude. I haven’t eaten in almost fifteen hours. I have to let the pork thaw. I tear off handfuls of dense, grey meat and press it firmly into the pan. The heat is extraordinary. Hot grease pops and splatters my naked body. I am covered in tiny scars - a horrendous Jackson Pollock painting. They are badges of honor. +I am starving and extremely nude. I haven’t eaten in almost fifteen hours. I have to let the beef thaw. I tear off handfuls of dense, grey meat and press it firmly into the pan. The heat is extraordinary. Hot grease pops and splatters my naked body. I am covered in tiny scars - a horrendous Jackson Pollock painting. They are badges of honor. -The ground pork becomes greyer and greyer as the flames lick the bottom of the dented pan. I’ve had this iron behemoth for years. It was my father’s and it was his father’s before that. We have all cooked our porks in it. I love it as I would a son. I would die for it. +The ground beef becomes greyer and greyer as the flames lick the bottom of the dented pan. I’ve had this iron behemoth for years. It was my father’s and it was his father’s before that. We have all cooked our beefs in it. I love it as I would a son. I would die for it. -This is my life. You are welcome to join if you dare. I eat this ground pork every day. I add no extra flavors or colors. It is just me, the heat, the pork, and my scalded body. Take my hand and follow me down the winding path toward heaven. I’ll feed you like the tiniest baby bird in the world. My body will guard yours from the waves of molten grease. +This is my life. You are welcome to join if you dare. I eat this ground beef every day. I add no extra flavors or colors. It is just me, the heat, the beef, and my scalded body. Take my hand and follow me down the winding path toward heaven. I’ll feed you like the tiniest baby bird in the world. My body will guard yours from the waves of molten grease. -My universe is full of untold treasures and delights. You are lucky enough to be the one I have chosen to share them with. Disrobe. Come with me. Eat the pork. Experience life for the first time. Every breath will be fresher than the one before. Your eyes will see things that you never thought possible. Your reflexes will quicken. Your hearing will become superhuman. Your mouth will be full of pork. Your body will be devoid of cloth. \ No newline at end of file +My universe is full of untold treasures and delights. You are lucky enough to be the one I have chosen to share them with. Disrobe. Come with me. Eat the beef. Experience life for the first time. Every breath will be fresher than the one before. Your eyes will see things that you never thought possible. Your reflexes will quicken. Your hearing will become superhuman. Your mouth will be full of beef. Your body will be devoid of cloth. \ No newline at end of file From 06f236c7a70c0734c1e572bb617c05a4322d8f34 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: koocooplatter Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:42:31 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 5/5] myname commitment --- myname.md | 1 + 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+) create mode 100644 myname.md diff --git a/myname.md b/myname.md new file mode 100644 index 000000000..512ac406c --- /dev/null +++ b/myname.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +is Kyle \ No newline at end of file