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  "articles": [
    {
      "id": 1,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?",
      "punchline": "Dam."
    },
    {
      "id": 2,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
      "punchline": "You put a little boogie on it."
    },
    {
      "id": 3,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's Forrest Gump's password?",
      "punchline": "1Forrest1"
    },
    {
      "id": 4,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
      "punchline": "A waist of time."
    },
    {
      "id": 5,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why can't bicycles stand on their own?",
      "punchline": "They are two tired"
    },
    {
      "id": 6,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How does a train eat?",
      "punchline": "It goes chew, chew"
    },
    {
      "id": 7,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a singing Laptop",
      "punchline": "A Dell"
    },
    {
      "id": 8,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How many lips does a flower have?",
      "punchline": "Tulips"
    },
    {
      "id": 9,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you organize an outer space party?",
      "punchline": "You planet"
    },
    {
      "id": 10,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear?",
      "punchline": "Sneakers"
    },
    {
      "id": 11,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?",
      "punchline": "Tooth hurty."
    },
    {
      "id": 12,
      "type": "knock-knock",
      "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?",
      "punchline": "Never mind. It's pointless."
    },
    {
      "id": 13,
      "type": "knock-knock",
      "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Cows go. \n Cows go who?",
      "punchline": "No, cows go moo."
    },
    {
      "id": 14,
      "type": "knock-knock",
      "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Little old lady. \n Little old lady who?",
      "punchline": "I didn't know you could yodel!"
    },
    {
      "id": 15,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "What's the best thing about a Boolean?",
      "punchline": "Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit."
    },
    {
      "id": 16,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?",
      "punchline": "Inheritance"
    },
    {
      "id": 17,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Where do programmers like to hangout?",
      "punchline": "The Foo Bar."
    },
    {
      "id": 18,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Why did the programmer quit his job?",
      "punchline": "Because he didn't get arrays."
    },
    {
      "id": 19,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?",
      "punchline": "It ended in a tie."
    },
    {
      "id": 20,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a laughing motorcycle?",
      "punchline": "A Yamahahahaha."
    },
    {
      "id": 21,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "A termite walks into a bar and says...",
      "punchline": "'Where is the bar tended?'"
    },
    {
      "id": 22,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?",
      "punchline": "Narnia business!"
    },
    {
      "id": 23,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?",
      "punchline": "Because Oct 31 == Dec 25"
    },
    {
      "id": 24,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...",
      "punchline": "'Can I join you?'"
    },
    {
      "id": 25,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?",
      "punchline": "None that's a hardware problem"
    },
    {
      "id": 26,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program",
      "punchline": "the rest of them will write Perl"
    },
    {
      "id": 27,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "['hip', 'hip']",
      "punchline": "(hip hip array)"
    },
    {
      "id": 28,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "To understand what recursion is...",
      "punchline": "You must first understand what recursion is"
    },
    {
      "id": 29,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "There are 10 types of people in this world...",
      "punchline": "Those who understand binary and those who don't"
    },
    {
      "id": 30,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?",
      "punchline": "Put it on my bill"
    },
    {
      "id": 31,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?",
      "punchline": "It gets toad away"
    },
    {
      "id": 32,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?",
      "punchline": "they were cooked in Greece"
    },
    {
      "id": 33,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Which song would an exception sing?",
      "punchline": "Can't catch me - Avicii"
    },
    {
      "id": 34,
      "type": "knock-knock",
      "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Opportunity.",
      "punchline": "That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!"
    },
    {
      "id": 35,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Why do Java programmers wear glasses?",
      "punchline": "Because they don't C#"
    },
    {
      "id": 36,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?",
      "punchline": "Because he was a fungi."
    },
    {
      "id": 37,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?",
      "punchline": "Before was was was was was is."
    },
    {
      "id": 38,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...",
      "punchline": "It's impossible to put down"
    },
    {
      "id": 39,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?",
      "punchline": "European"
    },
    {
      "id": 40,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?",
      "punchline": "Never mind...it's tearable"
    },
    {
      "id": 41,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I just watched a documentary about beavers.",
      "punchline": "It was the best dam show I ever saw"
    },
    {
      "id": 42,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...",
      "punchline": "Does that make you an iWitness?"
    },
    {
      "id": 43,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...",
      "punchline": "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here"
    },
    {
      "id": 44,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?",
      "punchline": "Because he was a little horse"
    },
    {
      "id": 45,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "If you boil a clown...",
      "punchline": "Do you get a laughing stock?"
    },
    {
      "id": 46,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...",
      "punchline": "He loves his pot."
    },
    {
      "id": 47,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.",
      "punchline": "You'll strain your eyes."
    },
    {
      "id": 48,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.",
      "punchline": "I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!"
    },
    {
      "id": 49,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
      "punchline": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans"
    },
    {
      "id": 50,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?",
      "punchline": "A satisfactory"
    },
    {
      "id": 51,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?",
      "punchline": "Yep, people are just dying to get in there"
    },
    {
      "id": 52,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?",
      "punchline": "He couldn't see himself doing it"
    },
    {
      "id": 53,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you make holy water?",
      "punchline": "You boil the hell out of it"
    },
    {
      "id": 54,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.",
      "punchline": "I woke up exhausted!"
    },
    {
      "id": 55,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why is peter pan always flying?",
      "punchline": "Because he neverlands"
    },
    {
      "id": 56,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?",
      "punchline": "Try it out on Internet Explorer"
    },
    {
      "id": 57,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a cow with no legs?",
      "punchline": "Ground beef!"
    },
    {
      "id": 58,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I dropped a pear in my car this morning.",
      "punchline": "You should drop another one, then you would have a pair."
    },
    {
      "id": 59,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?",
      "punchline": "Random Dude: [...💘]"
    },
    {
      "id": 60,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "A user interface is like a joke.",
      "punchline": "If you have to explain it then it is not that good."
    },
    {
      "id": 61,
      "type": "knock-knock",
      "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?",
      "punchline": "Bless you!"
    },
    {
      "id": 62,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call sad coffee?",
      "punchline": "Despresso."
    },
    {
      "id": 63,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?",
      "punchline": "To make ends meat."
    },
    {
      "id": 64,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the hungry clock?",
      "punchline": "It went back four seconds."
    },
    {
      "id": 65,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Well...",
      "punchline": "That’s a deep subject."
    },
    {
      "id": 66,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?",
      "punchline": "It was legend dairy."
    },
    {
      "id": 67,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you watch the new comic book movie?",
      "punchline": "It was very graphic!"
    },
    {
      "id": 68,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...",
      "punchline": "The sails are going through the roof."
    },
    {
      "id": 69,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...",
      "punchline": "It was a soft drink."
    },
    {
      "id": 70,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I can't tell if i like this blender...",
      "punchline": "It keeps giving me mixed results."
    },
    {
      "id": 71,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I couldn't get a reservation at the library...",
      "punchline": "They were fully booked."
    },
    {
      "id": 72,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...",
      "punchline": "...but you might not get it."
    },
    {
      "id": 73,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "The punchline often arrives before the set-up.",
      "punchline": "Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?"
    },
    {
      "id": 74,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?",
      "punchline": "Because they use a strongly typed language."
    },
    {
      "id": 75,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you give to a lemon in need?",
      "punchline": "Lemonaid."
    },
    {
      "id": 76,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Never take advice from electrons.",
      "punchline": "They are always negative."
    },
    {
      "id": 78,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?",
      "punchline": "No, I got them all cut."
    },
    {
      "id": 79,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What time is it?",
      "punchline": "I don't know... it keeps changing."
    },
    {
      "id": 80,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?\"",
      "punchline": "Pop,goes the weasel."
    },
    {
      "id": 81,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Bad at golf?",
      "punchline": "Join the club."
    },
    {
      "id": 82,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?",
      "punchline": "Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump."
    },
    {
      "id": 83,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Can February march?",
      "punchline": "No, but April may."
    },
    {
      "id": 84,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Can I watch the TV?",
      "punchline": "Yes, but don’t turn it on."
    },
    {
      "id": 85,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Dad, can you put my shoes on?",
      "punchline": "I don't think they'll fit me."
    },
    {
      "id": 86,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?",
      "punchline": "They say the business is toast."
    },
    {
      "id": 87,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?",
      "punchline": "They had a reptile dysfunction."
    },
    {
      "id": 88,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?",
      "punchline": "There was nothing left but de Brie."
    },
    {
      "id": 89,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?",
      "punchline": "It was udder destruction."
    },
    {
      "id": 90,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?",
      "punchline": "They say he made a mint."
    },
    {
      "id": 91,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?",
      "punchline": "He's all right now."
    },
    {
      "id": 92,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?",
      "punchline": "It's ok, he woke up."
    },
    {
      "id": 93,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?",
      "punchline": "He had loco motives"
    },
    {
      "id": 94,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?",
      "punchline": "The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere."
    },
    {
      "id": 95,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?",
      "punchline": "He just took it in stride"
    },
    {
      "id": 96,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?",
      "punchline": "He had a very esteemed colleague."
    },
    {
      "id": 97,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear about the submarine industry?",
      "punchline": "It really took a dive..."
    },
    {
      "id": 98,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?",
      "punchline": "Now we just have to call him Dav."
    },
    {
      "id": 99,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?",
      "punchline": "It reads \"Small medium at large.\""
    },
    {
      "id": 100,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?",
      "punchline": "She was a roman catholic."
    },
    {
      "id": 101,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear the news?",
      "punchline": "FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on."
    },
    {
      "id": 102,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?",
      "punchline": "Neither did he."
    },
    {
      "id": 103,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?",
      "punchline": "But most just have 4."
    },
    {
      "id": 104,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do ghosts call their true love?",
      "punchline": "Their ghoul-friend"
    },
    {
      "id": 105,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you know that protons have mass?",
      "punchline": "I didn't even know they were catholic."
    },
    {
      "id": 106,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?",
      "punchline": "Just in case you get a hole in one."
    },
    {
      "id": 107,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?",
      "punchline": "Guilty"
    },
    {
      "id": 108,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?",
      "punchline": "The stock market."
    },
    {
      "id": 109,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?",
      "punchline": "In a nutshell, it's an oak tree."
    },
    {
      "id": 110,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Ever wondered why bees hum?",
      "punchline": "It's because they don't know the words."
    },
    {
      "id": 111,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?",
      "punchline": "They mostly wrap."
    },
    {
      "id": 112,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Have you heard of the band 1023MB?",
      "punchline": "They haven't got a gig yet."
    },
    {
      "id": 113,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?",
      "punchline": "Never mind, I shouldn't spread it."
    },
    {
      "id": 114,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How are false teeth like stars?",
      "punchline": "They come out at night!"
    },
    {
      "id": 115,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How can you tell a vampire has a cold?",
      "punchline": "They start coffin."
    },
    {
      "id": 116,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?",
      "punchline": "He was a good conductor."
    },
    {
      "id": 117,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How come the stadium got hot after the game?",
      "punchline": "Because all of the fans left."
    },
    {
      "id": 118,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?",
      "punchline": "He felt his presents."
    },
    {
      "id": 119,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?",
      "punchline": "He ate the pizza before it was cool."
    },
    {
      "id": 120,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do hens stay fit?",
      "punchline": "They always egg-cercise!"
    },
    {
      "id": 121,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do locomotives know where they're going?",
      "punchline": "Lots of training"
    },
    {
      "id": 122,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do the trees get on the internet?",
      "punchline": "They log on."
    },
    {
      "id": 123,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?",
      "punchline": " Look for fresh prints."
    },
    {
      "id": 124,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you fix a broken pizza?",
      "punchline": "With tomato paste."
    },
    {
      "id": 125,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?",
      "punchline": "You use a pumpkin patch."
    },
    {
      "id": 126,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you get a baby alien to sleep?",
      "punchline": " You rocket."
    },
    {
      "id": 127,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you get two whales in a car?",
      "punchline": "Start in England and drive West."
    },
    {
      "id": 128,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?",
      "punchline": "Your head hits the ceiling!"
    },
    {
      "id": 129,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you make a hankie dance?",
      "punchline": "Put a little boogie in it."
    },
    {
      "id": 130,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How good are you at Power Point?",
      "punchline": "I Excel at it."
    },
    {
      "id": 131,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you organize a space party?",
      "punchline": "You planet."
    },
    {
      "id": 132,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you steal a coat?",
      "punchline": "You jacket."
    },
    {
      "id": 133,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?",
      "punchline": "You will see one later and one in a while."
    },
    {
      "id": 134,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How does a dyslexic poet write?",
      "punchline": "Inverse."
    },
    {
      "id": 135,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How does a French skeleton say hello?",
      "punchline": "Bone-jour."
    },
    {
      "id": 136,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How does a penguin build it’s house?",
      "punchline": "Igloos it together."
    },
    {
      "id": 137,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How does a scientist freshen their breath?",
      "punchline": "With experi-mints!"
    },
    {
      "id": 138,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How does the moon cut his hair?",
      "punchline": "Eclipse it."
    },
    {
      "id": 139,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How many apples grow on a tree?",
      "punchline": "All of them!"
    },
    {
      "id": 140,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How many bones are in the human hand?",
      "punchline": "A handful of them."
    },
    {
      "id": 141,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?",
      "punchline": "Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."
    },
    {
      "id": 142,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?",
      "punchline": "Let's go ride bikes!"
    },
    {
      "id": 143,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?",
      "punchline": "1 or 2? 1... or 2?"
    },
    {
      "id": 144,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How many seconds are in a year?",
      "punchline": "12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc"
    },
    {
      "id": 145,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?",
      "punchline": "A Brazilian"
    },
    {
      "id": 146,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?",
      "punchline": "Ten-tickles!"
    },
    {
      "id": 147,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How much does a hipster weigh?",
      "punchline": "An instagram."
    },
    {
      "id": 148,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?",
      "punchline": "A little shaken."
    },
    {
      "id": 149,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Is the pool safe for diving?",
      "punchline": "It deep ends."
    },
    {
      "id": 150,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Is there a hole in your shoe?",
      "punchline": "No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?"
    },
    {
      "id": 151,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?",
      "punchline": "Pasta la vista, baby!"
    },
    {
      "id": 152,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?",
      "punchline": "200 Dollars."
    },
    {
      "id": 153,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Want to hear a chimney joke?",
      "punchline": "Got stacks of em! First one's on the house"
    },
    {
      "id": 154,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Want to hear a joke about construction?",
      "punchline": "Nah, I'm still working on it."
    },
    {
      "id": 155,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Want to hear my pizza joke?",
      "punchline": "Never mind, it's too cheesy."
    },
    {
      "id": 156,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What animal is always at a game of cricket?",
      "punchline": "A bat."
    },
    {
      "id": 157,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What are the strongest days of the week?",
      "punchline": "Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays."
    },
    {
      "id": 158,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What biscuit does a short person like?",
      "punchline": "Shortbread. "
    },
    {
      "id": 159,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What cheese can never be yours?",
      "punchline": "Nacho cheese."
    },
    {
      "id": 160,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?",
      "punchline": "A spelling bee."
    },
    {
      "id": 161,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?",
      "punchline": "She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all."
    },
    {
      "id": 162,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?",
      "punchline": "   Billy Jeans!"
    },
    {
      "id": 163,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did one nut say as he chased another nut?",
      "punchline": " I'm a cashew!"
    },
    {
      "id": 164,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did one plate say to the other plate?",
      "punchline": "Dinner is on me!"
    },
    {
      "id": 165,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did one snowman say to the other snow man?",
      "punchline": "Do you smell carrot?"
    },
    {
      "id": 166,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did one wall say to the other wall?",
      "punchline": "I'll meet you at the corner!"
    },
    {
      "id": 167,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?",
      "punchline": "Lil Caesars"
    },
    {
      "id": 168,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the 0 say to the 8?",
      "punchline": "Nice belt."
    },
    {
      "id": 169,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the beaver say to the tree?",
      "punchline": "It's been nice gnawing you."
    },
    {
      "id": 170,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the big flower say to the littler flower?",
      "punchline": "Hi, bud!"
    },
    {
      "id": 180,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?",
      "punchline": "Bison."
    },
    {
      "id": 181,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?",
      "punchline": "Look, no hands!"
    },
    {
      "id": 182,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the dog say to the two trees?",
      "punchline": "Bark bark."
    },
    {
      "id": 183,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?",
      "punchline": "Cool Ranch!"
    },
    {
      "id": 184,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?",
      "punchline": "Damn!"
    },
    {
      "id": 185,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
      "punchline": "He let out a little wine."
    },
    {
      "id": 186,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the judge say to the dentist?",
      "punchline": "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
    },
    {
      "id": 187,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?",
      "punchline": "I’ll ketch up"
    },
    {
      "id": 188,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?",
      "punchline": "Between us, something smells!"
    },
    {
      "id": 189,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the mountain climber name his son?",
      "punchline": "Cliff."
    },
    {
      "id": 189,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the ocean say to the beach?",
      "punchline": "Thanks for all the sediment."
    },
    {
      "id": 190,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the ocean say to the shore?",
      "punchline": "Nothing, it just waved."
    },
    {
      "id": 191,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?",
      "punchline": "They're really good at it."
    },
    {
      "id": 192,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?",
      "punchline": "Aye Matey!"
    },
    {
      "id": 193,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the Red light say to the Green light?",
      "punchline": "Don't look at me I'm changing!"
    },
    {
      "id": 194,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the scarf say to the hat?",
      "punchline": "You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer."
    },
    {
      "id": 195,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the shy pebble wish for?",
      "punchline": "That she was a little boulder."
    },
    {
      "id": 196,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?",
      "punchline": "Don't look I'm changing!"
    },
    {
      "id": 197,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?",
      "punchline": "Make me one with everything."
    },
    {
      "id": 198,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do birds give out on Halloween?",
      "punchline": "Tweets."
    },
    {
      "id": 199,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do I look like?",
      "punchline": "A JOKE MACHINE!?"
    },
    {
      "id": 200,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do prisoners use to call each other?",
      "punchline": "Cell phones."
    },
    {
      "id": 201,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do vegetarian zombies eat?",
      "punchline": "Grrrrrainnnnnssss."
    },
    {
      "id": 202,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
      "punchline": "A gummy bear!"
    },
    {
      "id": 203,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a bee that lives in America?",
      "punchline": "A USB."
    },
    {
      "id": 204,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?",
      "punchline": "A stick."
    },
    {
      "id": 205,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a careful wolf?",
      "punchline": "Aware wolf."
    },
    {
      "id": 206,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a cow on a trampoline?",
      "punchline": "A milk shake!"
    },
    {
      "id": 207,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a cow with no legs?",
      "punchline": "Ground beef."
    },
    {
      "id": 208,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a cow with two legs?",
      "punchline": "Lean beef."
    },
    {
      "id": 209,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?",
      "punchline": "Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
    },
    {
      "id": 210,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?",
      "punchline": "A Popsicle."
    },
    {
      "id": 211,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a dictionary on drugs?",
      "punchline": "High definition."
    },
    {
      "id": 212,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?",
      "punchline": "a labracadabrador"
    },
    {
      "id": 213,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?",
      "punchline": "R2 detour."
    },
    {
      "id": 214,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a duck that gets all A's?",
      "punchline": "A wise quacker."
    },
    {
      "id": 215,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
      "punchline": "An impasta."
    },
    {
      "id": 216,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?",
      "punchline": "A metro-gnome"
    },
    {
      "id": 217,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a fat psychic?",
      "punchline": "A four-chin teller."
    },
    {
      "id": 218,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a fly without wings?",
      "punchline": "A walk."
    },
    {
      "id": 219,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a girl between two posts?",
      "punchline": "Annette."
    },
    {
      "id": 220,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a group of disorganized cats?",
      "punchline": "A cat-tastrophe."
    },
    {
      "id": 221,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?",
      "punchline": "An Orca-stra."
    },
    {
      "id": 222,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a monkey in a mine field?",
      "punchline": "A babooooom!"
    },
    {
      "id": 223,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?",
      "punchline": "Shakespeare."
    },
    {
      "id": 224,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a pig that knows karate?",
      "punchline": "A pork chop!"
    },
    {
      "id": 225,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a pig with three eyes?",
      "punchline": "Piiig"
    },
    {
      "id": 226,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
      "punchline": " A Meowtain."
    },
    {
      "id": 227,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a sheep with no legs?",
      "punchline": "A cloud."
    },
    {
      "id": 228,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?",
      "punchline": "A poutine."
    },
    {
      "id": 229,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
      "punchline": "An in-vest-igator!"
    },
    {
      "id": 230,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?",
      "punchline": "Roberto"
    },
    {
      "id": 231,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?",
      "punchline": "Talonted!"
    },
    {
      "id": 232,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?",
      "punchline": "An irrelephant."
    },
    {
      "id": 233,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call an old snowman?",
      "punchline": "Water."
    },
    {
      "id": 234,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call cheese by itself?",
      "punchline": "Provolone."
    },
    {
      "id": 235,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call corn that joins the army?",
      "punchline": "Kernel."
    },
    {
      "id": 236,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call someone with no nose?",
      "punchline": "Nobody knows."
    },
    {
      "id": 237,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call two barracuda fish?",
      "punchline": " A Pairacuda!"
    },
    {
      "id": 238,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you do on a remote island?",
      "punchline": "Try and find the TV island it belongs to."
    },
    {
      "id": 239,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you do when you see a space man?",
      "punchline": "Park your car, man."
    },
    {
      "id": 240,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you get hanging from Apple trees?",
      "punchline": "Sore arms."
    },
    {
      "id": 241,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?",
      "punchline": "A bah-humbug."
    },
    {
      "id": 242,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?",
      "punchline": "A fowl smell!"
    },
    {
      "id": 243,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?",
      "punchline": "Hare spray."
    },
    {
      "id": 244,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?",
      "punchline": "Frostbite."
    },
    {
      "id": 245,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you give a sick lemon?",
      "punchline": "Lemonaid."
    },
    {
      "id": 246,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What does a clock do when it's hungry?",
      "punchline": "It goes back four seconds!"
    },
    {
      "id": 247,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What does a female snake use for support?",
      "punchline": "A co-Bra!"
    },
    {
      "id": 248,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What does a pirate pay for his corn?",
      "punchline": "A buccaneer!"
    },
    {
      "id": 249,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What does an angry pepper do?",
      "punchline": "It gets jalapeño face."
    },
    {
      "id": 250,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?",
      "punchline": "It gets toad."
    },
    {
      "id": 251,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?",
      "punchline": "They will give you a piece of your mind."
    },
    {
      "id": 252,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
      "punchline": "A field of corn."
    },
    {
      "id": 253,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?",
      "punchline": " I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand..."
    },
    {
      "id": 254,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is a tornado's favorite game to play?",
      "punchline": "Twister!"
    },
    {
      "id": 255,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is a vampire's favorite fruit?",
      "punchline": "A blood orange."
    },
    {
      "id": 256,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is a witch's favorite subject in school?",
      "punchline": "Spelling!"
    },
    {
      "id": 257,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is red and smells like blue paint?",
      "punchline": "Red paint!"
    },
    {
      "id": 258,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?",
      "punchline": "I don't know and I don't care."
    },
    {
      "id": 259,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is the hardest part about sky diving?",
      "punchline": "The ground."
    },
    {
      "id": 260,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is the leading cause of dry skin?",
      "punchline": "Towels"
    },
    {
      "id": 261,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is the least spoken language in the world?",
      "punchline": "Sign Language"
    },
    {
      "id": 262,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is the tallest building in the world?",
      "punchline": "The library, it’s got the most stories!"
    },
    {
      "id": 263,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What is this movie about?",
      "punchline": "It is about 2 hours long."
    },
    {
      "id": 264,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of award did the dentist receive?",
      "punchline": "A little plaque."
    },
    {
      "id": 265,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of bagel can fly?",
      "punchline": "A plain bagel."
    },
    {
      "id": 266,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?",
      "punchline": "A stega-snore-us."
    },
    {
      "id": 267,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?",
      "punchline": "A Fermilabrador Retriever."
    },
    {
      "id": 268,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of magic do cows believe in?",
      "punchline": "MOODOO."
    },
    {
      "id": 269,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of music do planets listen to?",
      "punchline": "Nep-tunes."
    },
    {
      "id": 270,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of pants do ghosts wear?",
      "punchline": "Boo jeans."
    },
    {
      "id": 271,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?",
      "punchline": "A palm tree!"
    },
    {
      "id": 272,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?",
      "punchline": "A nervous wreck."
    },
    {
      "id": 273,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?",
      "punchline": "A tuba toothpaste."
    },
    {
      "id": 274,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What time did the man go to the dentist?",
      "punchline": "Tooth hurt-y."
    },
    {
      "id": 275,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What type of music do balloons hate?",
      "punchline": "Pop music!"
    },
    {
      "id": 276,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What was a more important invention than the first telephone?",
      "punchline": "The second one."
    },
    {
      "id": 277,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?",
      "punchline": "Squash."
    },
    {
      "id": 278,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's black and white and read all over?",
      "punchline": "The newspaper."
    },
    {
      "id": 279,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's blue and not very heavy?",
      "punchline": " Light blue."
    },
    {
      "id": 280,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's brown and sticky?",
      "punchline": "A stick."
    },
    {
      "id": 281,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
      "punchline": "A Carrot."
    },
    {
      "id": 282,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's red and bad for your teeth?",
      "punchline": "A Brick."
    },
    {
      "id": 283,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's the best thing about elevator jokes?",
      "punchline": "They work on so many levels."
    },
    {
      "id": 284,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?",
      "punchline": "You can tune a guitar but you can't \"tuna\"fish!"
    },
    {
      "id": 285,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?",
      "punchline": "One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."
    },
    {
      "id": 286,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?",
      "punchline": "An ion! "
    },
    {
      "id": 287,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?",
      "punchline": "They can't control their pupils."
    },
    {
      "id": 288,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What's the worst thing about ancient history class?",
      "punchline": "The teachers tend to Babylon."
    },
    {
      "id": 289,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What’s brown and sounds like a bell?",
      "punchline": "Dung!"
    },
    {
      "id": 290,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What’s E.T. short for?",
      "punchline": "He’s only got little legs."
    },
    {
      "id": 291,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?",
      "punchline": "1forest1"
    },
    {
      "id": 292,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?",
      "punchline": "Well, the flag is a big plus."
    },
    {
      "id": 293,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?",
      "punchline": "About 5000 miles."
    },
    {
      "id": 294,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "When do doctors get angry?",
      "punchline": "When they run out of patients."
    },
    {
      "id": 295,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "When does a joke become a dad joke?",
      "punchline": "When it becomes apparent."
    },
    {
      "id": 296,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "When is a door not a door?",
      "punchline": "When it's ajar."
    },
    {
      "id": 297,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where did you learn to make ice cream?",
      "punchline": "Sunday school."
    },
    {
      "id": 298,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where do bees go to the bathroom?",
      "punchline": " The BP station."
    },
    {
      "id": 299,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where do hamburgers go to dance?",
      "punchline": "The meat-ball."
    },
    {
      "id": 300,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where do rabbits go after they get married?",
      "punchline": "On a bunny-moon."
    },
    {
      "id": 301,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?",
      "punchline": "The baa-baa shop."
    },
    {
      "id": 302,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where do you learn to make banana splits?",
      "punchline": "At sundae school."
    },
    {
      "id": 303,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where do young cows eat lunch?",
      "punchline": "In the calf-ateria."
    },
    {
      "id": 304,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where does batman go to the bathroom?",
      "punchline": "The batroom."
    },
    {
      "id": 305,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?",
      "punchline": "Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy."
    },
    {
      "id": 306,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where does Napoleon keep his armies?",
      "punchline": "In his sleevies."
    },
    {
      "id": 307,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?",
      "punchline": "At the bottom! "
    },
    {
      "id": 308,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Where’s the bin?",
      "punchline": "I haven’t been anywhere!"
    },
    {
      "id": 309,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Which side of the chicken has more feathers?",
      "punchline": "The outside."
    },
    {
      "id": 310,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Who did the wizard marry?",
      "punchline": "His ghoul-friend"
    },
    {
      "id": 311,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?",
      "punchline": "The hip Doctor!"
    },
    {
      "id": 312,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why are fish easy to weigh?",
      "punchline": "Because they have their own scales."
    },
    {
      "id": 313,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why are fish so smart?",
      "punchline": "Because they live in schools!"
    },
    {
      "id": 314,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why are ghosts bad liars?",
      "punchline": "Because you can see right through them!"
    },
    {
      "id": 315,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why are graveyards so noisy?",
      "punchline": "Because of all the coffin."
    },
    {
      "id": 316,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why are mummys scared of vacation?",
      "punchline": "They're afraid to unwind."
    },
    {
      "id": 317,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why are oranges the smartest fruit?",
      "punchline": "Because they are made to concentrate. "
    },
    {
      "id": 318,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why are pirates called pirates?",
      "punchline": "Because they arrr!"
    },
    {
      "id": 319,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why are skeletons so calm?",
      "punchline": "Because nothing gets under their skin."
    },
    {
      "id": 320,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?",
      "punchline": "It's two-tired."
    },
    {
      "id": 321,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why can't you use \"Beef stew\"as a password?",
      "punchline": "Because it's not stroganoff."
    },
    {
      "id": 322,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?",
      "punchline": "Because then it'd be a foot!"
    },
    {
      "id": 323,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?",
      "punchline": "The p is silent."
    },
    {
      "id": 324,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?",
      "punchline": "Because it was rated arrr!"
    },
    {
      "id": 325,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?",
      "punchline": "He was too far out, man."
    },
    {
      "id": 326,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?",
      "punchline": "He made a grave mistake."
    },
    {
      "id": 327,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?",
      "punchline": "So they could Scandinavian."
    },
    {
      "id": 328,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?",
      "punchline": "Because he had a vowel movement."
    },
    {
      "id": 329,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the barber win the race?",
      "punchline": "He took a short cut."
    },
    {
      "id": 330,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the belt go to prison?",
      "punchline": "He held up a pair of pants!"
    },
    {
      "id": 331,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?",
      "punchline": "To prove that he was framed!"
    },
    {
      "id": 332,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the chicken get a penalty?",
      "punchline": "For fowl play."
    },
    {
      "id": 333,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?",
      "punchline": "Because he was a little horse!"
    },
    {
      "id": 334,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the coffee file a police report?",
      "punchline": "It got mugged."
    },
    {
      "id": 335,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the cookie cry?",
      "punchline": "Because his mother was a wafer so long"
    },
    {
      "id": 336,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the cookie cry?",
      "punchline": "It was feeling crumby."
    },
    {
      "id": 337,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?",
      "punchline": "Somebody told him to get a long little doggy."
    },
    {
      "id": 338,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?",
      "punchline": "To hold his pants up."
    },
    {
      "id": 339,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?",
      "punchline": "To go with the traffic jam."
    },
    {
      "id": 340,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the half blind man fall in the well?",
      "punchline": "Because he couldn't see that well!"
    },
    {
      "id": 341,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the house go to the doctor?",
      "punchline": "It was having window panes."
    },
    {
      "id": 342,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the kid cross the playground?",
      "punchline": "To get to the other slide."
    },
    {
      "id": 343,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the man put his money in the freezer?",
      "punchline": "He wanted cold hard cash!"
    },
    {
      "id": 344,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the man run around his bed?",
      "punchline": "Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!"
    },
    {
      "id": 345,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the melons plan a big wedding?",
      "punchline": "Because they cantaloupe!"
    },
    {
      "id": 346,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?",
      "punchline": "Because it was well armed."
    },
    {
      "id": 347,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the opera singer go sailing?",
      "punchline": "They wanted to hit the high Cs."
    },
    {
      "id": 348,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
      "punchline": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
    },
    {
      "id": 349,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the tomato blush?",
      "punchline": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
    },
    {
      "id": 350,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the tree go to the dentist?",
      "punchline": "It needed a root canal."
    },
    {
      "id": 351,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?",
      "punchline": "Lack of concentration."
    },
    {
      "id": 352,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?",
      "punchline": "Because he is 2 square."
    },
    {
      "id": 353,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why didn’t the orange win the race?",
      "punchline": "It ran out of juice."
    },
    {
      "id": 354,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?",
      "punchline": "Because he had no guts."
    },
    {
      "id": 355,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?",
      "punchline": "Because they might peel!"
    },
    {
      "id": 356,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do bears have hairy coats?",
      "punchline": "Fur protection."
    },
    {
      "id": 357,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do bees have sticky hair?",
      "punchline": "Because they use honey combs!"
    },
    {
      "id": 358,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do bees hum?",
      "punchline": "Because they don't know the words."
    },
    {
      "id": 359,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do birds fly south for the winter?",
      "punchline": "Because it's too far to walk."
    },
    {
      "id": 360,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do choirs keep buckets handy?",
      "punchline": "So they can carry their tune"
    },
    {
      "id": 361,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do crabs never give to charity?",
      "punchline": "Because they’re shellfish."
    },
    {
      "id": 362,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do ducks make great detectives?",
      "punchline": "They always quack the case."
    },
    {
      "id": 363,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?",
      "punchline": "Because it's indivisible."
    },
    {
      "id": 364,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do pirates not know the alphabet?",
      "punchline": "They always get stuck at \"C\"."
    },
    {
      "id": 365,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?",
      "punchline": "They have no hands to knock on the door."
    },
    {
      "id": 366,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?",
      "punchline": "Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat."
    },
    {
      "id": 367,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?",
      "punchline": "Dunno, they're just a bit shady."
    },
    {
      "id": 368,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?",
      "punchline": "Because they can't even."
    },
    {
      "id": 369,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?",
      "punchline": "To prevent bat breath!"
    },
    {
      "id": 370,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?",
      "punchline": "Because they're so good at it."
    },
    {
      "id": 371,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?",
      "punchline": "Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."
    },
    {
      "id": 372,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?",
      "punchline": "Because it's a little meteor."
    },
    {
      "id": 373,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?",
      "punchline": "Because there’s a Shortstop in between!"
    },
    {
      "id": 374,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?",
      "punchline": "So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian."
    },
    {
      "id": 375,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why does Superman get invited to dinners?",
      "punchline": "Because he is a Supperhero."
    },
    {
      "id": 376,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why does Waldo only wear stripes?",
      "punchline": "Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
    },
    {
      "id": 377,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Knock-knock.",
      "punchline": "A race condition. Who is there?"
    },
    {
      "id": 378,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "What's the best part about TCP jokes?",
      "punchline": "I get to keep telling them until you get them."
    },
    {
      "id": 379,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.",
      "punchline": "A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t."
    },
    {
      "id": 380,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "There are 10 kinds of people in this world.",
      "punchline": "Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."
    },
    {
      "id": 381,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Two guys walk into a bar . . .",
      "punchline": "The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\""
    },
    {
      "id": 382,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "What did the router say to the doctor?",
      "punchline": "It hurts when IP."
    },
    {
      "id": 383,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.",
      "punchline": "He goes nowhere."
    },
    {
      "id": 384,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.",
      "punchline": "Bartender says, \"here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!\""
    },
    {
      "id": 385,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out",
      "punchline": "They couldn't find a table."
    },
    {
      "id": 386,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’",
      "punchline": "I couldn’t turn it down."
    },
    {
      "id": 388,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?",
      "punchline": "Inheritance."
    },
    {
      "id": 389,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?",
      "punchline": "A maybe."
    },
    {
      "id": 390,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?",
      "punchline": "Because she ran away from the ball."
    },
    {
      "id": 391,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What kind of music do welders like?",
      "punchline": "Heavy metal."
    },
    {
      "id": 392,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?",
      "punchline": "Because the punchline is apparent."
    },
    {
      "id": 393,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Java developers wear glasses.",
      "punchline": "Because they can't C#."
    },
    {
      "id": 394,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?",
      "punchline": "Because they see sharp."
    },
    {
      "id": 395,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why is seven bigger than nine?",
      "punchline": "Because seven ate nine."
    },
    {
      "id": 396,
      "type": "dad",
      "setup": "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?",
      "punchline": "In case they get a hole in one!"
    },
    {
      "id": 397,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "What do you call a suspicious looking laptop?",
      "punchline": "Asus"
    },
    {
      "id": 398,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "What did the Java code say to the C code?",
      "punchline": "You've got no class."
    },
    {
      "id": 399,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "What is the most used language in programming?",
      "punchline": "Profanity."
    },
    {
      "id": 400,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?",
      "punchline": "Because DEC 25 = OCT 31"
    },
    {
      "id": 401,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "What goes after USA?",
      "punchline": "USB."
    },
    {
      "id": 402,
      "type": "dad",
      "setup": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
      "punchline": "Because they would crack each other up."
    },
    {
      "id": 403,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "How do you make the number one disappear?",
      "punchline": "Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!"
    },
    {
      "id": 404,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.",
      "punchline": "I had to draw my own conclusions."
    },
    {
      "id": 405,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.",
      "punchline": "Thank you very much, sir."
    },
    {
      "id": 406,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why does Waldo only wear stripes?",
      "punchline": "Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
    },
    {
      "id": 407,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "A male developer often gets called as a Dev, then what would you call a female developer?.",
      "punchline": "Devi."
    },
    {
      "id": 408,
      "type": "general",
      "setup": "Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?",
      "punchline": "So time would fly."
    },
    {
      "id": 409,
      "type": "programming",
      "setup": "Where did the API go to eat?",
      "punchline": "To the RESTaurant."
    },
    {
      "id": 410,
      "type": "food",
      "setup": "Why did the rooster cross the road?",
      "punchline": "He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot."
    }
  ]
}