diff --git a/DiscordBot/Modules/UserModule.cs b/DiscordBot/Modules/UserModule.cs
index e004b67f..a8f693e2 100644
--- a/DiscordBot/Modules/UserModule.cs
+++ b/DiscordBot/Modules/UserModule.cs
@@ -623,7 +623,9 @@ public async Task DisableCodeTips()
     [Summary("Slap the specified user(s). Syntax : !slap @user1 [@user2 @user3...]")]
     public async Task SlapUser(params IUser[] users)
     {
+#if false
         _slapCount++;
+#endif
 
         try
         {
@@ -651,15 +653,14 @@ await Context.Channel.SendMessageAsync(
             return;
         }
 
-#if true //SLAPNOM
-        if (Context.User.Id == 162189038965489664 && users.Length == 1 && (_slapCount % 3) == 0)
+#if true //NOMNOM
+        _slapCount++;
+        if (Context.User.Id == 162189038965489664 && users.Length == 1 && (_slapCount % 5) == 0)
         {
             var victims = users.ToMentionArray().ToCommaList();
             var thing = FuzzTable.Evaluate("(" +
                 "seven slightly-torn old volumes of Nintendo Power Magazine, one of which was opened to the hint page for a Kirby game where the solution is for the player to swallow a purple fish|" +
-                "a contemporary knock-off Nintendo gaming device which is loaded with a few gigabytes of pirated hentai games and missing only two of the entire Final Fantasy series including the spinoffs|" +
                 "one of his dog's chewed up squeakie toys that had fallen into the pool last May but was finally fished out of the filter trap yesterday|" +
-                "a smallish plastic plate that he left on his desk for a couple days, with the remnants of some off-brand ketchup and overcooked chicken tenders on it|" +
                 "a political pamphlet from the latest politician in Florida to have committed the unforgiveable sin of caring for his constituents|" +
                 "his own dog which some people confuse for various other animals including a cat, a rabbit, and one time even an emu|" +
                 "his Discord blocked-users list" +