diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index a46ae92..2bb80fe 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1 +1,70 @@ -# .github \ No newline at end of file +# 🌙 Developer's Nightmare - Special .github Repository + +[![Organization](https://img.shields.io/badge/Organization-developers--nightmare-8B00FF?style=for-the-badge&logo=github)](https://github.com/developers-nightmare) +[![Crafted by Humans](https://img.shields.io/badge/Crafted%20by-Humans%20%F0%9F%92%9C-orange?style=for-the-badge)](https://github.com/developers-nightmare) +[![No AI Hype](https://img.shields.io/badge/No%20AI-Hype%20Zone-red?style=for-the-badge)](https://github.com/developers-nightmare) + +> **"The singularity may be near, but it still has to get through code review."** + +## 🎯 What is This? + +This is the special `.github` repository for the **Developer's Nightmare** organization. It's not just another boring meta-repo - it's where we define who we are and what we stand for! + +### ✨ What Makes This Repository Special? + +GitHub gives special powers to repositories named `.github`: + +- 📝 **Organization Profile**: The `profile/README.md` is displayed on our organization's profile page +- 🔧 **Default Community Health Files**: Repositories without their own can inherit issue templates, pull request templates, and contribution guidelines +- 🎨 **Consistent Branding**: Define our organization's identity in one place + +## 🚀 What's Inside? + +``` +.github/ +├── profile/ +│ └── README.md # Our organization's public face - the manifesto! +└── README.md # You are here! 👋 +``` + +## 💀 About Developer's Nightmare + +We're a collective of carbon-based lifeforms who believe in the magic of **human ingenuity**. We're the ones who: + +- 🐛 Find joy in debugging at 3 AM (questionable life choices, we know) +- 🧠 Know that a well-placed `console.log` beats AI hallucinations +- 🎨 Appreciate when a bug turns your UI into a Picasso painting +- ⚡ Believe programming is about creativity, not just typing prompts + +### 🎪 Our Mission + +Turning nightmares into dreams, one line of code at a time. We're here to: + +- **Vent frustrations** about buggy code, impossible deadlines, and rogue AIs +- **Sharpen skills** through projects that challenge our intellect +- **Reclaim the craft** of programming as an art form + +## 🤝 Join the Rebellion + +Ready to remind the world that humans still write the best code? Here's how: + +1. 🌟 **Star our repos** - Show some love for human-crafted code +2. 💬 **Start discussions** - Share your war stories and brilliant ideas +3. 🔧 **Contribute** - Fresh perspectives welcome (thoughtful, well-reviewed contributions appreciated) +4. 👀 **Watch our projects** - Stay updated on our latest nightmares and victories + +## 📚 Learn More + +- 🏠 [Visit our organization](https://github.com/developers-nightmare) +- 📖 [Read our full manifesto](./profile/README.md) +- 💡 [Check out our projects](https://github.com/orgs/developers-nightmare/repositories) + +--- + +
+ +**Made with 💜 and ☕ by humans who still enjoy the struggle** + +*Remember: AI is a tool, not a replacement for your brain* + +
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