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🐓 Poached ovum of Gallus gallus domesticus in a Mason Jar🥚<br><br>

Hardware:<br><br>

One Mason Jar<br>
One 1000-Watt Faraday cage⚡️<br><br>

Ingredients:<br><br>

One chicken egg that resembles the following formula<br><br>

<p>\[x^2=(\frac{y}{a})^2 (b-y)\]</p>

(a) controls the vertical stretch<br>
(b) adjusts the length or height of the egg<br>
*If you want to graph this on your TI-84, switch to Parametric Mode.<br>
For the top half (positive square root) Enter:<br><br>

<p>\[X_1 T: √((T/3)^2* (5-T))\]</p>


<p>\[Y_1 T:T\]</p>

For the bottom half (negative square root) Enter:<br><br>

<p>\[X_2 T: -√((T/3)^2* (5-T))\]</p>

<p>\[Y_2 T:T\]</p>

* don’t screw around with the variables too much, you’re not God.<br><br>

118(~120) milliliters (mL) of \(H_2 O\), if unfortunately, you’re using the Imperial system (which sucks), a half cup.<br>
15 milliliters (mL) of citrus limon juice, one tablespoon…🍋<br>
* The citrus limon juice lowers the pH of the \(H_2 O\) from 7 down to 4 or 5 which helps the egg whites coagulate by helping the proteins in the egg whites to bond more tightly.<br><br>

Directions:<br><br>

Put the \(H_2 O\) into the jar.<br>
Put the citrus limon juice in the jar.<br>
Crack the egg into the jar.<br>
Put jar into a Faraday cage and dielectrically heat☢️ for relatively 1:20 minutes at 2.45 GHz.<br>
Hopefully it didn’t eggsplode💥.  Enjoy.

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