RudeQuestions.java

import java.util.Scanner;

public class RudeQuestions {
	public static void main(String[] arguments){
		String name;
		int age;
		double weight, income;
		
		Scanner keyboard = new Scanner(System.in);
		
		System.out.print("Hello. What is your name? " );
		name = keyboard.next();
		
		System.out.print("Hi, " + name + "! How old are you? ");
		age = keyboard.nextInt();
		
		System.out.println("So you're " + age + ", eh? That's not very old.");
		System.out.print("How much do you weigh, " + name + "? ");
		weight = keyboard.nextDouble();
		
		System.out.println(weight + "! Better keep that quiet!! ");
		System.out.println("Finally, what's your income, " + name + "? ");
		income = keyboard.nextDouble();
		
		System.out.print("Hopefully that is " + income + " per hour");
		System.out.println(" and not per year!");
		System.out.print("Well, thanks for answering my rude questions, ");
		System.out.println(name + ".");
	}
}