From 21790a217ec8609519e5100201b8f055b88b6bbc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Robert Wess Burnett Date: Wed, 24 Jun 2026 11:09:49 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 1/7] add some more splash text messages --- extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp | 13 ++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp index 6c8fe4d47..f42edea72 100644 --- a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp +++ b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp @@ -8,7 +8,18 @@ "(setf productivity 'high)" " load-library tetris" "Lem Editor Modules? Lisp EMacs? Lem's Not Emacs?" - "(cons 'fun 'programming)")) + "(cons 'fun 'programming)" + "Update Instance for Redefined Class" + "Also try Interlisp!" + "[L]ots of [I]rritating [S]uperfluous [P]arenthesis" + "(♡ (I) (Lisp))" + "Made with secret alien technology!" + "A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors." + "Rest in Peace Dr. John McCarthy, 1927-2011" + "(> (SExpr) (XML)) -> t" + "[G]nu's [N]ot [U]nix!" + "I’d just like to interject for a moment" + "Ed, man! !man ed")) (defvar *default-splash* '(" ----------------------- From e2741136f0c08b82f29ed17648e3312ca32fa12e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Robert Burnett Date: Wed, 24 Jun 2026 13:09:30 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 2/7] more splash texts --- extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp | 10 +++++++++- 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp index f42edea72..d5e7e2c57 100644 --- a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp +++ b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp @@ -19,7 +19,15 @@ "(> (SExpr) (XML)) -> t" "[G]nu's [N]ot [U]nix!" "I’d just like to interject for a moment" - "Ed, man! !man ed")) + "Ed, man! !man ed" + "Help poor children in Uganda! kuwasha.net" + "Licensed under MIT" + "Also Try Vim!" + "ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR" + "(uiop:shell-command '(\"cowsay\" \"Hello\"))" + "Common Lisp: Standardized Since 1994!" + "(hackable-p 'lem) -> t" + "Written in the Programmable Programming Language!")) (defvar *default-splash* '(" ----------------------- From 3a3ac01b6d6974bfa3e9c67d5130eb90f305168f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Robert Burnett Date: Wed, 24 Jun 2026 13:13:08 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 3/7] even more splash texts --- extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp | 5 +++-- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp index d5e7e2c57..5ab9e36ba 100644 --- a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp +++ b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp @@ -23,11 +23,12 @@ "Help poor children in Uganda! kuwasha.net" "Licensed under MIT" "Also Try Vim!" - "ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR" + "ED IS THE STANDARD UNIX TEXT EDITOR" "(uiop:shell-command '(\"cowsay\" \"Hello\"))" "Common Lisp: Standardized Since 1994!" "(hackable-p 'lem) -> t" - "Written in the Programmable Programming Language!")) + "Written in the Programmable Programming Language!" + "As Seen On IRC!")) (defvar *default-splash* '(" ----------------------- From 506bce206e6492210010709f4d766b61816dbbb7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Robert Burnett Date: Wed, 24 Jun 2026 13:22:46 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 4/7] even even more splash texts --- extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp | 7 ++++++- 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp index 5ab9e36ba..c98f4354b 100644 --- a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp +++ b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp @@ -28,7 +28,12 @@ "Common Lisp: Standardized Since 1994!" "(hackable-p 'lem) -> t" "Written in the Programmable Programming Language!" - "As Seen On IRC!")) + "As Seen On IRC!" + "There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't." + "Turing Complete!" + "Free your Mallocs!" + "#include " + "(print \"Hello World\")")) (defvar *default-splash* '(" ----------------------- From 0f74a8d2b4deeddedfe56b38e60b13f9c0da4214 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Robert Burnett Date: Wed, 24 Jun 2026 13:30:21 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 5/7] even even even more splash texts --- extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp | 12 +++++++++++- 1 file changed, 11 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp index c98f4354b..db126947a 100644 --- a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp +++ b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp @@ -33,7 +33,17 @@ "Turing Complete!" "Free your Mallocs!" "#include " - "(print \"Hello World\")")) + "(print \"Hello World\")" + "The parenthesis ate my homework." + "Fat Free!" + "Gluten Free!" + "Fully Definitely 100% Bug Free" + "Price Cut: 100% Off" + "Technically Correct!" + "(eq 'p 'np) ?" + "NP Complete!" + "Contains no High Fructose Corn Syrup" + "GDPR Compliant")) (defvar *default-splash* '(" ----------------------- From 01ef70db86d4f328a0caa9c78e1d7e1ea980073a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Robert Burnett Date: Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:09:45 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 6/7] add new splash texts as suggested --- extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp | 7 +++++-- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp index db126947a..46154d909 100644 --- a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp +++ b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp @@ -37,13 +37,16 @@ "The parenthesis ate my homework." "Fat Free!" "Gluten Free!" - "Fully Definitely 100% Bug Free" "Price Cut: 100% Off" "Technically Correct!" "(eq 'p 'np) ?" "NP Complete!" "Contains no High Fructose Corn Syrup" - "GDPR Compliant")) + "GDPR Compliant" + "(tagbody 10 (print :hello) (sleep 1) 20 (go 10))" + "Over 120 Contributors!" + "Made in Japan!" + "Symbolic!")) (defvar *default-splash* '(" ----------------------- From 63fcc0ebb87b8741569fb9dfd39c77fa4d8a7464 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Robert Wess Burnett Date: Wed, 8 Jul 2026 12:35:18 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 7/7] remove references to other software, countries, and non-international references --- .../lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp | 20 +++---------------- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 17 deletions(-) diff --git a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp index 46154d909..1d3c93828 100644 --- a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp +++ b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp @@ -10,43 +10,29 @@ "Lem Editor Modules? Lisp EMacs? Lem's Not Emacs?" "(cons 'fun 'programming)" "Update Instance for Redefined Class" - "Also try Interlisp!" "[L]ots of [I]rritating [S]uperfluous [P]arenthesis" "(♡ (I) (Lisp))" "Made with secret alien technology!" "A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors." "Rest in Peace Dr. John McCarthy, 1927-2011" "(> (SExpr) (XML)) -> t" - "[G]nu's [N]ot [U]nix!" "I’d just like to interject for a moment" "Ed, man! !man ed" - "Help poor children in Uganda! kuwasha.net" "Licensed under MIT" - "Also Try Vim!" - "ED IS THE STANDARD UNIX TEXT EDITOR" - "(uiop:shell-command '(\"cowsay\" \"Hello\"))" "Common Lisp: Standardized Since 1994!" "(hackable-p 'lem) -> t" "Written in the Programmable Programming Language!" "As Seen On IRC!" "There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't." "Turing Complete!" - "Free your Mallocs!" - "#include " "(print \"Hello World\")" - "The parenthesis ate my homework." - "Fat Free!" - "Gluten Free!" - "Price Cut: 100% Off" "Technically Correct!" - "(eq 'p 'np) ?" + "(eq 'p 'np)?" "NP Complete!" - "Contains no High Fructose Corn Syrup" - "GDPR Compliant" "(tagbody 10 (print :hello) (sleep 1) 20 (go 10))" "Over 120 Contributors!" - "Made in Japan!" - "Symbolic!")) + "Symbolic!" + "Alien Technology Inside!")) (defvar *default-splash* '(" -----------------------