Unable to set up ESLint plugin at all

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Using the example volar.config.js from the README I get a parsing error right in the config itself:

and at the very start of every .vue file, right in the <template> tag:

Parsing error: "parserOptions.programs" has been provided for @typescript-eslint/parser.⏎The file was not found in any of the provided program instance(s): components/SoAndSo.vue

Here is my .eslintrc.cjs file:

module.exports = {
  "root": true,
  "parser": "vue-eslint-parser",
  "plugins": ["@typescript-eslint"],
  "parserOptions": {
    "parser": "@typescript-eslint/parser"
  },
  "ignorePatterns": ["types/*.ts", "types/**/*.ts"],
  "extends": [
    "@nuxtjs/eslint-config-typescript"
  ],
  "rules": {
    "@typescript-eslint/no-unused-vars": ["warn"],
    "@typescript-eslint/no-var-requires": ["off"],
    "space-before-function-paren": ["error", {
      "anonymous": "never",
      "named": "never",
      "asyncArrow": "never"
    }],
    "vue/no-unused-vars": ["warn"],
    "vue/no-v-html": ["off"]
  },
  "overrides": [
    {
      "files": ["store/**/*.ts"],
      "rules": {
        "@typescript-eslint/no-unused-vars": "off"
      }
    }
  ]
}

And here are some relevant dependencies I have installed:

    "@nuxt/typescript-build": "^2.1.0",
    "@nuxtjs/eslint-config-typescript": "^12.0.0",
    "@nuxtjs/eslint-module": "^3.0.2",
    "@typescript-eslint/eslint-plugin": "^5.57.0",
    "@typescript-eslint/parser": "^5.57.0",
    "@volar-plugins/eslint": "^2.0.0-alpha.21",
    "@volar/language-service": "^1.0.24",
    "typescript": "^4.8.4",
    "vue-component-meta": "^1.2.0",