"I don't fix bugs. I just explain to the AI why the bug is wrong until it apologizes."
Welcome to the profile of a Web Veteran (est. 2015) currently stationed at Gameloft Yogyakarta. I specialize in E-Commerce solutions, which means I ensure the "SUBSCRIBE" button works flawlessly so you can fuel your gacha addiction on a monthly basis.
- 📍 Location: Gameloft JOG. (Powered by Gudeg and humidity).
- 🎓 Education: Mercu Buana University Class of '23. I took the "Employee Class" route, meaning I worked 9-5 and studied 6-10. My blood type is now Coffee Positive.
- 💼 Job: E-Commerce Programmer. If the shop breaks, I don't sleep.
I have ascended beyond writing syntax. I am now a Mandor (Foreman). I don't code; I orchestrate.
My workflow:
- I stare at the ticket.
- I yell at ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini.
- I watch them fight over the solution.
- I take credit for the commit.
(Note: Copilot is too corporate, and Deepseek is... well, I stick to the classics.)
I touch grass occasionally, but only under specific conditions.
| Protocol: CAT_LORD 🐈 | Protocol: AQUASCAPE 🌿 | Protocol: MOUNTAINEER 🏔️ |
|---|---|---|
| Role: Supervisor. He sleeps on my keyboard to ensure I don't work too hard. Status: Judging. |
Role: Water Architect. Like coding, but if you mess up parameters (pH/CO2), things die. Status: Zen. |
Role: Anti-Social Climber. I climb mountains to avoid crowds. Beaches are rejected; they are just server rooms without AC (Too hot). Status: Offline. |
People who accidentally clicked my profile:
+ Architect: Arinadi
+ Heavy Lifting: Agent.md
! Note: Agent.md did the syntax, I did the thinking.