BREAKING(cache): add unified Cache

[tomas-zijdemans]

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This PR replaces LruCache and TtlCache with a single Cache<K, V> that unifies LRU eviction, TTL expiration, stale-while-revalidate, and load-through (getOrLoad).

The existing caches extend Map, so inherited methods bypass LRU/TTL logic entirely. Both subclass Map, making it structurally impossible to compose LRU with TTL.

Cache<K, V> uses composition over inheritance: it owns a Map for storage and delegates to IndexedHeap for deadline-ordered expiration. Mode is determined by options, not class choice, and a discriminated union on CacheOptions makes illegal combinations compile-time errors.

Beyond fixing the structural issues, this introduces capabilities that didn't exist before:

• Combined LRU + TTL in a single cache
• getOrLoad(key, loader) with automatic in-flight deduplication
• Stale-while-revalidate with background refresh, error handling, and configurable soft/hard TTL thresholds
• Per-entry TTL overrides and sliding expiration
• Single heap-driven timer replacing per-entry setTimeouts
• Hit/miss/eviction stats, typed ejection reasons, and Symbol.dispose

Since @std/cache is still experimental (0.2.2), this is the right time to make a clean break before stabilization locks things in.

Bonus: The new Cache has significant performance improvements for real-life workflows (e.g. in my testing, write-heavy workloads (set, eviction) are 4-22x faster. hot-key reads are 55x faster thanks to a linked-list)

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[bartlomieju]

I'll hold on reviewing this one until #7076 lands.