class iExly(Developer):
def __init__(self):
self.name = "iExly"
self.location = "Somewhere with wifi"
self.pronouns = "He/Him/Hackerman"
self.role = "Bot Engineer & Automation Specialist"
self.hobbies = ["Making bots", "Breaking bots", "Fixing bots", "Making them again but better"]
self.sleep_schedule = None # deprecated feature
self.coffee_consumed = float("inf")
self.bugs_introduced = 99999
self.bugs_fixed = 3
def current_mood(self):
return random.choice([
"☕ Why is this not working",
"💀 It works on my machine",
"🔥 Just pushed to prod (no testing)",
"🤡 Found the bug. It was a typo. 4 hours lost.",
"😎 Time to rewrite the entire codebase at 2 AM"
])
def philosophy(self):
return "If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid. Ship it."
me = iExly()
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| Project | Description |
|---|---|
| 🚫 InstaReport | The #1 social media auto-report, ban & unban automation tool |
| 🤖 InstaReport Bot | 24/7 Telegram bot for remote reporting & ban/unban requests |
| 💰 Escrow Bot | Secure payment escrow system for Telegram |
| 🧠 AI Chatbot Backend | AI-powered conversation backend |
| 🍟 Open Fiesta | Something cookin' |
| Achievement | Status |
|---|---|
| ✅ "MIDNIGHT CODER" | Committed at 3 AM more times than I'd like to admit |
| ✅ "BOT MASTER" | Deployed 5+ Telegram bots in production |
| ✅ "ACCOUNT SURVIVOR" | Old GitHub account got cooked, migrated everything |
| ✅ "NUITKA ENJOYER" | Converts Python to exes for a living |
| ✅ "PROD PUSHER" | Ships on Friday evenings for the thrill |
| ✅ "README ARTIST" | Spends more time on READMEs than actual code |
| ✅ "STACK OVERFLOW LOYALIST" | Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V since 2020 |
"It works on my machine" 💀
— Me, seconds before production goes up in flames
"I'll add error handling later" 🤡
— Said every developer ever
"This is a quick fix, won't break anything" 🔥
— Famous last words
"Just one more commit before bed" 🌙
— 47 commits later at 6 AM
"Who wrote this garbage?" 😡
git blame: it was me
Made with ☕ and questionable life choices by @iescly