test(e2e): consumer-copy regression suite + chat-honesty in CI

[operatoruplift]

Locks in the plain-English voice in CI

The 30-PR sweep across this stretch (#147-#179) rewrote every consumer-facing surface for plain English and eliminated 11 fabricated feature claims. This PR adds the regression net so future drift triggers a CI failure.

tests/e2e/consumer-copy.spec.ts (new — 6 specs)

Each test asserts BOTH the new phrasing is present AND the retired phrasing is absent.

Surface	New phrasing required	Banned phrases checked
Homepage hero	"stay in charge", "Try it free"	full banned list
Navbar	HOW IT WORKS / HELPERS / WATCH DEMO	full banned list
/paywall	"Drafts your replies" + h1 "Pick a plan"	LLM Council, etc.
/store	h1 "Helpers" + "Free in beta" + "Install" button	The Agent Store, etc.
/pricing	"Pricing for teams" + "Personal plans start free"	dev jargon
OG metadata	meta <title> and <description>	"Multi-agent orchestration" / "AI Operating System"

Banned-phrase list covers three categories:

• Sci-fi cosplay (copy(dashboard): plain-English headlines on signed-in pages #163, fix(dashboard): remove fabricated stats, activity feed, and gold widget #164, fix(misc): residual fabrication sweep across detail pages and providers #166): Commander, Uplift Core, Warp Network, Blackwall, CodePilot Pro, Founder Ops, Gold Agent, DeepRepo Orchestration
• Dev jargon (copy(landing): consumer-first rewrite of homepage sections #152, copy(store): consumer-friendly /store page #154, copy(pricing): consumer language on /pricing team plans page #161): Multi-agent orchestration, AI Operating System, On-chain Merkle audit trail, agent orchestration, Self-Hosted
• Council fabrication (feat(chat): remove council wrapper, single deterministic flow (W1A-honesty-1) #147, fix(paywall): remove fabricated council feature claim, consumer copy #155-copy(swarm): rename Research Council to Research Team #157, test(e2e): lock in /swarm honesty regression test #162): LLM Council, 5 agents debate, Chairman, Contrarian, First Principles thinker, Expansionist, Outsider

CI workflow

Both consumer-copy.spec.ts and chat-honesty.spec.ts (already present, was just on-demand) are now in the hermetic Playwright spec list that runs on every PR. Either one failing fails the PR check.

Verified

pnpm exec tsc --noEmit
# exit 0

pnpm check
# 3 passed, 0 failed

pnpm exec playwright test tests/e2e/consumer-copy.spec.ts --reporter=list
# 6 passed (30.3s)
#  ✓  homepage hero shows the consumer pitch
#  ✓  navbar uses plain-English labels
#  ✓  /paywall sells real features, not the removed council
#  ✓  /store leads with Helpers and free-in-beta pricing
#  ✓  /pricing disambiguates personal vs team plans
#  ✓  OG metadata leads with the daily job

Net diff

2 files changed, 117 insertions(+)

Rollback

Single git revert.

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